cat stuck in a bathtub
The second one just looks like it’s completely given up on life
there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life
Ireland wins, but Krum gets the Snitch.
Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me
if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute
you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, danny devito godzilla
you can run and you can hide but you’ll probably get away cause im really bad at hide and seek
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch